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This is a boss in 3wonders. his name is shell shock and he will fuck your life up. he is a giant clam and he doesnt give a fuck about none of that shit. he is spitting rocks at you. does he need to do shit else? fuck no he doesnt he is a giant clam mother
quistopherharrell: jae17bottom: voyagebysexualdiscovery: thickboyswag: This shit will get you fucked up! LOL still funny tho Lmfao u def gonna get yo ass beat Lol Yeah,right. It’s going down! too funny!!
arcana-gifs:Thank you to all my new talented GIFFY MAKERS!!Since my last guy had to leave a while ago I haven’t had any gifs for a while. But enjoy these, there will be a bunch more coming up soon!Side note - Here is poll because this shit is fucking
Starting 5 of my owed commissions and moving forward in a small batch. I have pulled some of the oldest owed commissions first and am going to be working through those first.1) Mako (in-progress)2) Shello3) Aabsurdity [DONE]4) Whitierpenmanship (wonderbo
shylittlebaby: hey FYI if you purchase my snap premium to download videos and use an emulator to pretend to be me. don’t mention your damn public account. because I will get into it and shut your shit down. Just a small heads up I hate how dumb some
asian: asian: so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit for eye shadow??? is it made out of unicorn shit what is naked 3 why is it called naked will it make her look naked why
feytaline-loves: motherfrigginpsas: LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDSSTOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY
city-fog-and-brave-dialogue: ioweyouasoul: LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS SEE THIS WEBSITE? ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS.
The lines begin to blur
Dumb fans have bought this exact same game ninety times since 1991. Literally this exact same game. Its fun as hell, but damn ninety times? Nostalgia will fuck you tight up. I’m not exactly exempt, I’ve bought it twice, Nintendo got my ass
I’m so fucking done. I wanted to fucking sleep. I wanted to, really. But throat says “nah bro, have some incredible pain that will make you tear up instead”. “But go back to sleep?” Lol I can’t sleep for shit with this
reyairia: asian: asian: so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit for eye shadow??? is it made out of unicorn shit what is naked 3 why is it called naked will it make her look
ioweyouasoul: LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS SEE THIS WEBSITE? ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” AND IT GIVES YOU A
pikminchick:phantom-ofthe-troyler: DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE TELL ME THAT SCHOOL ISN’T HARD I KNOW YOU’RE GROWN UP I KNOW YOU ARE MY PARENT I KNOW YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS PART OF LIFE BUT SCHOOL HAS GOTTEN HARDER AND HARDER AND HARDER AND
jacksbrokendoll: Combichrist - This Shit Will Fuck You Up Love these guys
sufferbloodywhore: Combichrist - This Shit Will Fuck You Up (by L33tMonk3ys) I am a bitch.How do you want me?From behind or on my knees?I am a slut.Please hold me down.You have no choice.This shit will fuck you up.
ioweyouasoul: LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS SEE THIS WEBSITE? ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” AND IT GIVES YOU
shao-fantastic: fonzworthcutlass: I’m convinced that phone companies put something in the software updates that fuck up the older model phones so you will buy the new one. they do Which is why I would not update to iOS 10 on my 6 and waited until
thecadre15: thesamgladwinproblem: nighthooker: shisnojon: bagelthins: STOP FUCKING PHYSICALLY ASSAULTING PEOPLE FOR THE INTERNET BECAUSE YOU THINK ITS FUNNY OR IT WILL GET A LOT OF VIEWS OR SOMETHING HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS ISNT SOMETHING TO LAUGH
yoncevevo: obi-wankenblowme: This is a collection of Tweets from military veterans reacting to the police response in Ferguson. And if this shit doesn’t scare you, I don’t know what will. #BLOOP #YOU KNOW YOU DUN FUCKED UP WHEN THE MILITARY MENS
tears-make-the-best-lube: femdomhotwifecuckoldinterracial: You Must be 21 or older to read, skip, see, hear, taste, lick, smell, follow, stalk, or comment on this blog. No exceptions… cuz this shit will fuck you up and make you go blind. And you’ll
laurenurgayisshowing: ghdos: kidkoni: shesaveryspookygirl: tarynel: I get so tired of seeing these. lol I get so tired of this shit too. This shit annoys me. N’s who ain’t about shit will approach you in a fucked up way whether you are butt-naked
hightreas0n: asian: asian: so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit for eye shadow??? is it made out of unicorn shit what is naked 3 why is it called naked will it make her
drugs-love-lust: forever-may-you-run: can-we-start-over-again: i fondly remember throwing this up and it was blue. good times good times. This shit will fuck you up sweet-cakez high school all over again
prettybrown-round: reecewayne: manif3stlove: thekmac: thepoeticrebel: lexikittypop: Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Whewww Just now learning this Fuck! Maaannnn
im-not-broken–just-bent: scrambledspirits: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: FIERCE FABULOUS CUPCAKE MAKING LADIES WHO WILL FUCK YOU UP If you are a misogynistic dick in their restaurant holy fuckin shit r3drobin this is what I was talking about
upsidee-d0wn: city-fog-and-brave-dialogue: ioweyouasoul: LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS SEE THIS WEBSITE? ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL
sexygahara: so this is what regret tastes like. if one more of u little shits asks me when it’s coming out i will fuck you up.
suprchnk: being a “person of color” is not a black pass like a lot of people seem to think it is. y’all will get fucked up just like white folk will for trying to be “down.” there’s some shit that just isn’t for you and you need to accept
colorfulrussianfireworks: HOLY SHIT THERE IS A BOOK ABOUT ME ROSE ARE YOU SEEING THIS I….DAVE ARE YOU SEEING THIS? WILL YOU GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP I AM TRYING TO SEE IF SENPAI WILL NOTICE THIS GIRL
yungwifey: asian: asian: so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit for eye shadow??? is it made out of unicorn shit what is naked 3 why is it called naked will it make her look
scars-of-a-man:naked-yogi: HA! I am literally nauseous from reading this last sentence. Are you fucking joking? I want to throw up. I can’t practice yoga in the nude in public, anywhere in the world, apparently, because someone will “mess me up,”